Monday, July 30, 2012

Trail Fun



Down in DC for a quick day trip and headed further south. Went for a walk along the canal and sure enough


it didn't take me long to catch some action. Love horny guys out enjoying themsleves in nature.


The stress of discovery is irritating, but when you are with a couploe of guys, it heightens

the awareness and made us all relax with a lookout.  Great way to spend an hour. Have a great week guys.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Thank You Delta Airlines


If I could surgically implant  a coffee brewer I would this morning.  Was in Atlanta yesterday for a productive but gruelling meeting and was scheduled for a 7:30 PM return flight -- exactly the time that the heavens opened in NY and caused the airports to close.

I didn't end up boarding until after midnight and my head hitting the pillow until 3:00 AM. A long fucking noght and my ass is dragging this morning.

The one positive thing -- was able to hang with a buddy for all fo those hours and catch up on what is going on in his life. Made the delay worthwhile.

So I am beyond tired this morning adn am hoping the day gooes quickly and I get a shitload done!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Just A Jeep Guys TMI - Firsts


1. Crush
My third grade elementary school teacher. She had this beautiful body and amazing tits and used to wear really tight sweater dresses. I fell crazy in love with her and a thousand other women across the years. In terms of crushes on men, my first real crush was a tall, handsome, super smart basketball player at my college. It was as much hero worship as it was a crush, but man was it ever intense. He is in the news every so often so I see him now and just smile.
2. Wet Dream
The summer of sixth or seventh grade. I had been reading through a stack of my older brother’s Penthouse magazines and edging myself into oblivion reading the Letters and Forum sections. It skyrocketed me into a masturbation frenzy that lasted for quite some timeJ
3. Kiss
My girlfriend of one day in third grade. While we made out in her garage, her brother let the air out of my tire on my bike. I had to walk it home with a big smile on my face – until the next morning when she pretended not to know who I was. The most powerful  kiss was my first sexual encounter with a man – a law professor at Georgia Southern. He had a big bushy mustache. I almost came when he kissed me.
4. Love
Damn, so many  . . . where do I begin with that?

5. Sexual Encounter
With a woman – junior year of high school.  While a party she was hosting raged on downstairs, we went at it like animals – very fun to even think about. Man – see above. That encounter progressed from  a mind-blowing kiss to a night filled with magic and terror. The poor guy – I’m sure I was a lousy lay.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

The Beauty of a Fuck Bud


My friend Mark returned from vacation this past weekend and we were able to hang for awhile Monday night. I've known Mark for quite a few years, smart, sweet, incredibly passionate in bed and makes absolutely zero demands on me.
He goes away for a month and a half in the summer and it had been awhile since I had seen him last.  Got it felt great to spend the time searching with my tongue and hands and cock
He like to wrap his arms and legs in and through me and twist me up like a fucking pretzel. And for some reason he love to start on the couch - I think cause it is in front of the window and he must know someone is watching.

But we finish in his bed. Hard and good and full of release that is deep and satisfying. I know fall is coming casue Mark is back.



Who are your regulars?

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Straps


A big thank you to Chris, TJ and Kevin for sharing their briefs with me.



You guys are awesome and Kevin gts the sweaty strap award


for sending me one that he must have stripped off in the post office after a workout cause it was still loaded with sweaty good manscent

And to Chris for the cum loaded cup. He told me his bf fucked him while he wore it and came with his guy's big dick in his ass out on their balcony. Not sure what their neighbors had to say about that, but I guess I should be looking to move to Chicago!


TJ gets the most complete award for the straps and compression shorts -- just my size.  and don't hink I didn't notice the dried load on that black fabric buddy.

You guys are the best! Any other readers want to do a swap or whatever, hit me up.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Downer

RJ: "My plans for the weekend aren't that exciting. I'm thinking about having a talk with my girlfriend. I'm nervous because I don't know how much to tell or not tell. Thinking about ending the relationship. I've been thinking about it for a couple of months but I haven't had the balls to bring it up. :-/"


Me (LL): "Holy fuck. Have you thought this through? You sure you want to do this? You sure you want to do this now?"

RJ: "We've been together 3 years and it's my most significant relationship. We live together.  I've been talking to friends about staying with them for a while. Yeah it's heavy.  Sorry to be a downer. "

LL: "Come on man you aren't a downer. This is some major shit. You ok? How can I help you?"

RJ: "I'm just feeling kinda low. Ive pretty much convinced myself I need to do this tonight."

LL: "How can I help? Distract? Leave ya be? I'm bummed you are low."

And that was the last I heard from my buddy RJ this afternoon. Many of us have been in exaclty this same situation. My heart goes out to both of them. Keep you posted.

 

Olympic Village Fun

Athletes spill details on dirty secrets in the Olympic Village | ESPN The Magazine
The real games in the Olympic Village will not be televised
By  Sam Alipour | ESPN The Magazine
July 14, 2012
This story appears in ESPN The Magazine’s July 23, 2012 Body Issue. Subscribe today!
AMERICAN TARGET SHOOTER Josh Lakatos faced a conundrum. Halfway through the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, he and his rifle-toting teammates were finished with their events, and the U.S. Olympic Committee and team officials had ordered them to turn in the keys to their three-story house and head back to the States. But Lakatos didn’t want to leave. He knew from his experience four years earlier in Atlanta, where he’d won silver, that the Olympic Village was just about to erupt into a raucous party, and there was no way he was going to miss it. So he asked the maid at the emptied-out dwelling if she’d kindly look the other way as he jimmied the lock. “I don’t care what you do,” she replied.
Within hours, word of the nearly vacant property had spread. Popping up once every two years, the Olympic Village is a boisterous city within a city: chock-full of condos, midrises and houses as well as cafés, barbershops, arcades, discos and TV lounges. The only thing missing is privacy — nearly everyone is stuck with a roommate. So while Lakatos claimed a first-floor suite for himself, the remaining rooms were there for the taking. The first to claim space that night were some Team USA track and field fellas.
“The next morning,” Lakatos says, “swear to God, the entire women’s 4x100 relay team of some Scandinavian-looking country walks out of the house, followed by boys from our side. And I’m just going, ‘Holy crap, we’d watched these girls run the night before.’”
And on it went for eight days as scores of Olympians, male and female, trickled into the shooter’s house — and that’s what everyone called it, Shooters’ House — at all hours, stopping by an Oakley duffel bag overflowing with condoms procured from the village’s helpful medical clinic. After a while, it dawned on Lakatos: “I’m running a friggin’ brothel in the Olympic Village! I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”
TAKE YOUR MARK Home to more than 10,000 athletes at the Summer Games and 2,700 at the Winter, the Olympic Village is one of the world’s most exclusive clubs. To join, prospective members need only have spectacular talent and — we long assumed — a chaste devotion to the most intense competition of their lives. But the image of a celibate Games began to flicker in ‘92 when it was reported that the Games’ organizers had ordered in prophylactics like pizza. Then, at the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.
Many Olympians, past and present, abide by what Summer Sanders, a swimmer who won two gold medals, a silver and a bronze in Barcelona, calls the second Olympic motto: “What happens in the village stays in the village.” Yet if you ask enough active and retired athletes often enough to spill their secrets, the village gates will fly open. It quickly becomes clear that, summer or winter, the games go on long after the medal ceremony. “There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
GET SET …  The games begin as soon as teams move in a week or so before opening ceremonies. “It’s like the first day of college,” says water polo captain Tony Azevedo, a veteran of Beijing, Athens and Sydney who is returning to London. “You’re nervous, super excited. Everyone’s meeting people and trying to hook up with someone.”
Which is perfectly understandable, if not to be expected. Olympians are young, supremely healthy people who’ve been training with the intensity of combat troops for years. Suddenly they’re released into a cocoon where prying reporters and overprotective parents aren’t allowed. Pre-competition testosterone is running high. Many Olympians are in tapering mode, full of excess energy because they’re maintaining a training diet of up to 9,000 calories per day while not actually training as hard. The village becomes “a pretty wild scene, the biggest melting pot you’ve been in,” says Eric Shanteau, an American who swam in Beijing and will be heading to London.
The dining hall is among everyone’s first village stops. “When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta,” says women’s soccer player Brandi Chastain, “there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We’re like, ‘Holy cow, what is this place?’” Many liken it to a high school cafeteria, “except everyone’s beautiful,” says Julie Foudy, who has two golds and one silver from playing soccer in three Olympics and is now an analyst for ESPN. “We’d graze over our food for hours watching all the eye candy, wondering why I got married.”
From one end of the village to the other, flags hang from windows and music blares from balconies. “Unlike at a bar, it’s not awkward to strike up a conversation because you have something in common,” Solo says. “It starts with, ‘What sport do you play?’ All of a sudden, you’re fist-bumping.” BMXer Jill Kintner, who won bronze in Beijing, says the Italians are particularly inviting: “They leave their doors open, so you look in and see dudes in thongs running circles around each other.”
On the way to practice fields, “the girls are in skimpy panties and bras, the dudes in underwear, so you see what everybody is working with from the jump,” says Breaux Greer, an American javelin thrower. “Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20.” In Beijing, even the adolescent female gymnasts got sassy with the water polo and judo boys who shared their training room. “That’s where most of my socialization took place — in a tub, up to my chest in ice water,” says silver medalist Alicia Sacramone, then 20, who served as den mother to her teammates. “The younger girls would try to flirt with stuff like, ‘Look at that butt on him!’ I’m like, ‘Excuse me, did that just come out of your mouth? Don’t pay attention to his butt!’”
Quickly the reality sinks in that the village is “just a magical, fairy-tale place, like Alice in Wonderland, where everything is possible,” says Carrie Sheinberg, an alpine skier at the ‘94 Winter Games and a reporter for subsequent Olympics. “You could win a gold medal and you can sleep with a really hot guy.”
And no matter your taste, the village has got you covered. The soccer girls? “All hot, and they dress like rock stars,” one male swimmer says. Male gymnasts? “They are like lovable little Ewoks,” Kintner says. Sacramone has a few favorites of her own: “As far as best bodies, it’s swimmers and water polo players, because that’s an insane workout. And the track guys, they’re sneaky-cute. Very serious, but when they lighten up, you’re like, ‘Oh, you’re kind of adorable.’”
The challenge athletes face is what to do with their urges and when. “If you don’t have discipline, the village can be a huge distraction,” Solo admits. Some swear off sex until their events are done; others make it part of their pre-event routine. American shot-putter and silver and bronze medalist John Godina thought he’d seen it all in Atlanta: late-night hookups, friends disappearing for days at a time. But he hadn’t seen anything like the dorm room in Sydney he shared with a javelin thrower, which had instantly become a revolving door of women without backstories. “It’s like Vegas,” Godina explains. “You learn not to ask a lot of questions.”
That randy roommate of Godina’s, Greer, picks up the story: Each day, the shaggy blond was visited by three women, sometimes just hours apart — an accomplished pole vaulter and former flame; a mighty hurdler who “tried to dominate me,” Greer says; and a “very talented” vacationer from Scandinavia. Greer says his Olympian partners were, like him, looking to “complete the Olympics training puzzle.” When his event did come around, Greer nailed Athens’ longest toss in prelims before a knee injury sidelined him. “I was a happy man going into competition,” he says. “If you find somebody you like and who likes you, your world’s complete for a second, and you compete well.”
Still, some coaches try to limit late-night activities by enforcing 11 p.m. noise curfews, banning alcohol consumption or, in the case of USA Swimming, forbidding cross-gender visitation in bedrooms. Amanda Beard, with two golds, four silvers and one bronze medal to her name, was in a relationship with another swimmer during the 2000 Games but says, “People would walk around for miles to try to sneak somewhere.”
Many on-the-prowl athletes maintain that they’re driven by a simple human need: intimacy, if only for a moment or three. For most Olympians, the ramp-up to the Games is lonely. Not unlike movie stars on a far-flung movie shoot, the Olympics present the perfect opportunity to find a partner who understands where they’re coming from. “Think about how hard it is to meet someone,” Azevedo says. “Now take an Olympian who trains from 6 a.m. until 5 p.m. every day. When the hell are you supposed to meet someone? Now the pressure is done, you’re meeting like-minded people … and boom.”
GO! Typically, the swimmers are some of the lucky ones who wrap up early. For Lochte, that typically means “hitting a local pub and drinking with the soccer hooligans,” he says. But a teammate in Athens had a better idea: sex on his village balcony. “Another team saw it, which led to a big argument because they accused me. I said, ‘No, I’m innocent,’” Lochte says, laughing. “I’m always innocent.” After his team finished its events in Beijing, “our coach sat us down and gave us what I can only describe as the birds-and-the-bees talk,” says gold medalist Cullen Jones. “We’re like, ‘Okay, this is extremely awkward.’”
Just outside the village are sponsors parties. But what most Olympians want, in the end, is to bring the party back to the village.
The athlete compound soon becomes the site of an uneasy dance between jocks on a post-competition bender and those who have yet to compete. Says Swiss swimmer Dominik Meichtry: “I’d get home from the clubs at 6 or 7 a.m., and I’d feel bad for the track and field guys. They’re getting on a bus and we’re intoxicated, wearing fedoras, looking like crap.” As the curtain falls on more events, the action accelerates. Displaced roommates become commonplace, with the standard sock-on-doorknob serving as the signal for “please go away.” Before long, Foudy says, “it turns into a frat party with a very nice gene pool.” And heaps of stamina. “Athletes are extremists,” Solo says. “When they’re training, it’s laser focus. When they go out for a drink, it’s 20 drinks. With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field. I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”
Those who desire a little privacy can borrow a hotel room from their agents or visiting friends. “You can get pretty much whatever you want if you flash your medal,” says one American female. “That usually does the trick.” Not quite everything. At the Lillehammer Games in 1994, two German bobsledders tried using their medals as currency. “They made it clear that they’d trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors,” Sheinberg says. “I said jokingly, ‘Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I’ll play with his.’” The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes — “some Germans, Canadians and Austrians” — got together at a home outside the Whistler village. “It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy.”
“This is a diplomatic relations trip,” says Godina, “maybe because they feel they never have to see each other again.” Adds Sheinberg: “It’s also about finding something new. Olympians are adventurers. They look for a challenge, like having sex with someone who doesn’t speak their language.”
The sense of discovery can be powerful. At the 1976 Montreal Games, three-time Olympic diver and four-time gold medalist Greg Louganis, appearing in his first Olympics at age 16, developed a kinship with the boys on the Soviet Union diving team and soon found himself partying in their rooms. “Once events were over, our entire diet was caviar, vodka and Russian champagne. It was crazy,” Louganis says. He was particularly struck by the Russians’ sense of sexual liberation. “Culturally, they’re more openly affectionate toward each other, which I just drank up, since I was still discovering who I was. But I had my eyes on one Soviet. I’d curl up in his lap; we’d hug and cuddle. I felt so protected.” It didn’t progress beyond that, Louganis says. “He was hooking up with one of the other male divers on the team” — not to mention married.
AND KEEP GOING … By the eve of the closing ceremonies, all of the events have wrapped, all bets are off and the home team often hosts one hell of a party. That was certainly the case in Sydney, where Australia’s baseball and women’s soccer teams threw a joint bash complete with a massive bonfire. “Who knew the village furniture could burn so well,” kids Alicia Ferguson, an Aussie footballer. “We did involve the fire wardens, who were very accommodating, and then we started hooking up around our very own Olympic Village bonfire.”
And after the men’s hockey gold medal game in Vancouver, which Canada won, a dry lounge in the village exploded into a full-blown rager. “If you were walking by, you would’ve thought it was a high school party,” says NHLer Bobby Ryan of the silver-winning American squad. “I’m talking booze, people randomly making out, everybody else cheering them on. And that was the PG stuff. Then everything went inside.”
And then there’s the one party that can’t be missed: the closing ceremony. Says Ferguson: “They basically throw us all in a stadium and say, ‘Just go for it, party hard, get drunk and do some groping.’ Which we did, with some Canadians.” Here’s what you don’t see on TV: all of the athletes who arrive inebriated and, throughout the ceremony, sneak back and forth between the infield and the stadium with drinks. Somewhere in the middle of this party, typically, is America’s women’s soccer team, whose tournament runs the duration of the Games. “This is our chance to let loose,” Chastain says. “Our hair is on fire, we’re leaving the next morning, and we’re going to enjoy our last 24 hours.” After the Beijing Games, the women went, well, Hollywood. Solo recounts the story: “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but we met a bunch of celebrities. Vince Vaughn partied with us. Steve Byrne, the comedian. And at some point we decided to take the party back to the village, so we started talking to the security guards, showed off our gold medals, got their attention and snuck our group through without credentials — which is absolutely unheard of.” And, she adds, “I may have snuck a celebrity back to my room without anybody knowing, and snuck him back out. But that’s my Olympic secret.” The best part, according to Solo? “When we were done partying, we got out of our nice dresses, got back into our stadium coats and, at 7 a.m. with no sleep, went on the Today show drunk. Needless to say, we looked like hell.”
And then it’s over — for most Olympians, anyway. For a few and the most committed, the games continue — all the way home. On a United Airlines flight from Sydney to Los Angeles in 2000, nearly 100 Olympians were among the passengers, causing the flight attendants to begin the flight with a warning: “Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who wishes to sleep, trade seats with someone in the front of the plane. Everybody else to the back with the Olympians.” After that, the story gets fuzzy.
“Everybody partnered up fairly rapidly, and when they’d bring a drink cart through, we’d send it back dry,” says Lakatos, who met a girl and “comfortably occupied row 50-something for roughly half an hour.” Greer ended up in the bathroom with a famous Olympian he will not name. “We’re going at it, and then — boing. I accidentally turn on the assistance light.” Happily for them, once Greer assured the flight attendant of their Olympic credentials, they were able to return to their business. “And we stayed in there a long time.”
It’s tales like these — of connections made and just as easily ditched — that have London-bound Olympians dreaming of the possibilities. “My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake,” Lochte says. “Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.” So is American runner LaShawn Merritt, the reigning Olympic gold medalist in the 400 meters. “An Olympics to remember has to have those stories,” Merritt says. “But I was too locked in in Beijing. This time, when I’m done leaving my legacy on the track,” he says, laughing, “I’ll make sure London remembers me.”
Taylor Phinney too is looking forward to a do-over in London for two reasons. In Beijing, he was an 18-year-old wunderkind American cyclist who night after night sat on his balcony, one floor below the gymnastics team terrace, and tossed Shawn Johnson prohibited Snickers bars. “She was a superstar,” Phinney says of the then-16-year-old, “and I was a lowly cyclist with a massive crush.” After Johnson won gold and moved to a hotel with her parents, Phinney moved his courtship to the lobby, where they closed some blinds and had a “kissing session.” But Phinney’s long trip to first base may have also derailed his medaling hopes. “This is going to sound stupid, but I almost forgot I had to race.”
After a Skype relationship forced by their globe-trotting careers, they are now on hiatus. But Phinney can’t wait for London, where Johnson, who retired in June, will be on hand to fulfill her sponsorship obligations. “I’ll try to hang out with her as much as I can,” he says before he doubles back, still clearly flummoxed. “And I’m going to try very hard to stay away from females.” In that case, he might want to stay away from the Olympic Village altogether.
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Athletes spill details on dirty secrets in the Olympic Village | ESPN The Magazine
The real games in the Olympic Village will not be televised
By Sam Alipour | ESPN The Magazine
July 14, 2012
This story appears in ESPN The Magazine’s July 23, 2012 Body Issue. Subscribe today!
AMERICAN TARGET SHOOTER Josh Lakatos faced a conundrum. Halfway through the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, he and his rifle-toting teammates were finished with their events, and the U.S. Olympic Committee and team officials had ordered them to turn in the keys to their three-story house and head back to the States. But Lakatos didn’t want to leave. He knew from his experience four years earlier in Atlanta, where he’d won silver, that the Olympic Village was just about to erupt into a raucous party, and there was no way he was going to miss it. So he asked the maid at the emptied-out dwelling if she’d kindly look the other way as he jimmied the lock. “I don’t care what you do,” she replied.
Within hours, word of the nearly vacant property had spread. Popping up once every two years, the Olympic Village is a boisterous city within a city: chock-full of condos, midrises and houses as well as cafés, barbershops, arcades, discos and TV lounges. The only thing missing is privacy — nearly everyone is stuck with a roommate. So while Lakatos claimed a first-floor suite for himself, the remaining rooms were there for the taking. The first to claim space that night were some Team USA track and field fellas.
“The next morning,” Lakatos says, “swear to God, the entire women’s 4x100 relay team of some Scandinavian-looking country walks out of the house, followed by boys from our side. And I’m just going, ‘Holy crap, we’d watched these girls run the night before.’”
And on it went for eight days as scores of Olympians, male and female, trickled into the shooter’s house — and that’s what everyone called it, Shooters’ House — at all hours, stopping by an Oakley duffel bag overflowing with condoms procured from the village’s helpful medical clinic. After a while, it dawned on Lakatos: “I’m running a friggin’ brothel in the Olympic Village! I’ve never witnessed so much debauchery in my entire life.”
TAKE YOUR MARK
Home to more than 10,000 athletes at the Summer Games and 2,700 at the Winter, the Olympic Village is one of the world’s most exclusive clubs. To join, prospective members need only have spectacular talent and — we long assumed — a chaste devotion to the most intense competition of their lives. But the image of a celibate Games began to flicker in ‘92 when it was reported that the Games’ organizers had ordered in prophylactics like pizza. Then, at the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.
Many Olympians, past and present, abide by what Summer Sanders, a swimmer who won two gold medals, a silver and a bronze in Barcelona, calls the second Olympic motto: “What happens in the village stays in the village.” Yet if you ask enough active and retired athletes often enough to spill their secrets, the village gates will fly open. It quickly becomes clear that, summer or winter, the games go on long after the medal ceremony. “There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
GET SET …
The games begin as soon as teams move in a week or so before opening ceremonies. “It’s like the first day of college,” says water polo captain Tony Azevedo, a veteran of Beijing, Athens and Sydney who is returning to London. “You’re nervous, super excited. Everyone’s meeting people and trying to hook up with someone.”
Which is perfectly understandable, if not to be expected. Olympians are young, supremely healthy people who’ve been training with the intensity of combat troops for years. Suddenly they’re released into a cocoon where prying reporters and overprotective parents aren’t allowed. Pre-competition testosterone is running high. Many Olympians are in tapering mode, full of excess energy because they’re maintaining a training diet of up to 9,000 calories per day while not actually training as hard. The village becomes “a pretty wild scene, the biggest melting pot you’ve been in,” says Eric Shanteau, an American who swam in Beijing and will be heading to London.
The dining hall is among everyone’s first village stops. “When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta,” says women’s soccer player Brandi Chastain, “there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We’re like, ‘Holy cow, what is this place?’” Many liken it to a high school cafeteria, “except everyone’s beautiful,” says Julie Foudy, who has two golds and one silver from playing soccer in three Olympics and is now an analyst for ESPN. “We’d graze over our food for hours watching all the eye candy, wondering why I got married.”
From one end of the village to the other, flags hang from windows and music blares from balconies. “Unlike at a bar, it’s not awkward to strike up a conversation because you have something in common,” Solo says. “It starts with, ‘What sport do you play?’ All of a sudden, you’re fist-bumping.” BMXer Jill Kintner, who won bronze in Beijing, says the Italians are particularly inviting: “They leave their doors open, so you look in and see dudes in thongs running circles around each other.”
On the way to practice fields, “the girls are in skimpy panties and bras, the dudes in underwear, so you see what everybody is working with from the jump,” says Breaux Greer, an American javelin thrower. “Even if their face is a 7, their body is a 20.” In Beijing, even the adolescent female gymnasts got sassy with the water polo and judo boys who shared their training room. “That’s where most of my socialization took place — in a tub, up to my chest in ice water,” says silver medalist Alicia Sacramone, then 20, who served as den mother to her teammates. “The younger girls would try to flirt with stuff like, ‘Look at that butt on him!’ I’m like, ‘Excuse me, did that just come out of your mouth? Don’t pay attention to his butt!’”
Quickly the reality sinks in that the village is “just a magical, fairy-tale place, like Alice in Wonderland, where everything is possible,” says Carrie Sheinberg, an alpine skier at the ‘94 Winter Games and a reporter for subsequent Olympics. “You could win a gold medal and you can sleep with a really hot guy.”
And no matter your taste, the village has got you covered. The soccer girls? “All hot, and they dress like rock stars,” one male swimmer says. Male gymnasts? “They are like lovable little Ewoks,” Kintner says. Sacramone has a few favorites of her own: “As far as best bodies, it’s swimmers and water polo players, because that’s an insane workout. And the track guys, they’re sneaky-cute. Very serious, but when they lighten up, you’re like, ‘Oh, you’re kind of adorable.’”
The challenge athletes face is what to do with their urges and when. “If you don’t have discipline, the village can be a huge distraction,” Solo admits. Some swear off sex until their events are done; others make it part of their pre-event routine. American shot-putter and silver and bronze medalist John Godina thought he’d seen it all in Atlanta: late-night hookups, friends disappearing for days at a time. But he hadn’t seen anything like the dorm room in Sydney he shared with a javelin thrower, which had instantly become a revolving door of women without backstories. “It’s like Vegas,” Godina explains. “You learn not to ask a lot of questions.”
That randy roommate of Godina’s, Greer, picks up the story: Each day, the shaggy blond was visited by three women, sometimes just hours apart — an accomplished pole vaulter and former flame; a mighty hurdler who “tried to dominate me,” Greer says; and a “very talented” vacationer from Scandinavia. Greer says his Olympian partners were, like him, looking to “complete the Olympics training puzzle.” When his event did come around, Greer nailed Athens’ longest toss in prelims before a knee injury sidelined him. “I was a happy man going into competition,” he says. “If you find somebody you like and who likes you, your world’s complete for a second, and you compete well.”
Still, some coaches try to limit late-night activities by enforcing 11 p.m. noise curfews, banning alcohol consumption or, in the case of USA Swimming, forbidding cross-gender visitation in bedrooms. Amanda Beard, with two golds, four silvers and one bronze medal to her name, was in a relationship with another swimmer during the 2000 Games but says, “People would walk around for miles to try to sneak somewhere.”
Many on-the-prowl athletes maintain that they’re driven by a simple human need: intimacy, if only for a moment or three. For most Olympians, the ramp-up to the Games is lonely. Not unlike movie stars on a far-flung movie shoot, the Olympics present the perfect opportunity to find a partner who understands where they’re coming from. “Think about how hard it is to meet someone,” Azevedo says. “Now take an Olympian who trains from 6 a.m. until 5 p.m. every day. When the hell are you supposed to meet someone? Now the pressure is done, you’re meeting like-minded people … and boom.”
GO!
Typically, the swimmers are some of the lucky ones who wrap up early. For Lochte, that typically means “hitting a local pub and drinking with the soccer hooligans,” he says. But a teammate in Athens had a better idea: sex on his village balcony. “Another team saw it, which led to a big argument because they accused me. I said, ‘No, I’m innocent,’” Lochte says, laughing. “I’m always innocent.” After his team finished its events in Beijing, “our coach sat us down and gave us what I can only describe as the birds-and-the-bees talk,” says gold medalist Cullen Jones. “We’re like, ‘Okay, this is extremely awkward.’”
Just outside the village are sponsors parties. But what most Olympians want, in the end, is to bring the party back to the village.
The athlete compound soon becomes the site of an uneasy dance between jocks on a post-competition bender and those who have yet to compete. Says Swiss swimmer Dominik Meichtry: “I’d get home from the clubs at 6 or 7 a.m., and I’d feel bad for the track and field guys. They’re getting on a bus and we’re intoxicated, wearing fedoras, looking like crap.” As the curtain falls on more events, the action accelerates. Displaced roommates become commonplace, with the standard sock-on-doorknob serving as the signal for “please go away.” Before long, Foudy says, “it turns into a frat party with a very nice gene pool.” And heaps of stamina. “Athletes are extremists,” Solo says. “When they’re training, it’s laser focus. When they go out for a drink, it’s 20 drinks. With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field. I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”
Those who desire a little privacy can borrow a hotel room from their agents or visiting friends. “You can get pretty much whatever you want if you flash your medal,” says one American female. “That usually does the trick.” Not quite everything. At the Lillehammer Games in 1994, two German bobsledders tried using their medals as currency. “They made it clear that they’d trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors,” Sheinberg says. “I said jokingly, ‘Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I’ll play with his.’” The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes — “some Germans, Canadians and Austrians” — got together at a home outside the Whistler village. “It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy.”
“This is a diplomatic relations trip,” says Godina, “maybe because they feel they never have to see each other again.” Adds Sheinberg: “It’s also about finding something new. Olympians are adventurers. They look for a challenge, like having sex with someone who doesn’t speak their language.”
The sense of discovery can be powerful. At the 1976 Montreal Games, three-time Olympic diver and four-time gold medalist Greg Louganis, appearing in his first Olympics at age 16, developed a kinship with the boys on the Soviet Union diving team and soon found himself partying in their rooms. “Once events were over, our entire diet was caviar, vodka and Russian champagne. It was crazy,” Louganis says. He was particularly struck by the Russians’ sense of sexual liberation. “Culturally, they’re more openly affectionate toward each other, which I just drank up, since I was still discovering who I was. But I had my eyes on one Soviet. I’d curl up in his lap; we’d hug and cuddle. I felt so protected.” It didn’t progress beyond that, Louganis says. “He was hooking up with one of the other male divers on the team” — not to mention married.
AND KEEP GOING …
By the eve of the closing ceremonies, all of the events have wrapped, all bets are off and the home team often hosts one hell of a party. That was certainly the case in Sydney, where Australia’s baseball and women’s soccer teams threw a joint bash complete with a massive bonfire. “Who knew the village furniture could burn so well,” kids Alicia Ferguson, an Aussie footballer. “We did involve the fire wardens, who were very accommodating, and then we started hooking up around our very own Olympic Village bonfire.”
And after the men’s hockey gold medal game in Vancouver, which Canada won, a dry lounge in the village exploded into a full-blown rager. “If you were walking by, you would’ve thought it was a high school party,” says NHLer Bobby Ryan of the silver-winning American squad. “I’m talking booze, people randomly making out, everybody else cheering them on. And that was the PG stuff. Then everything went inside.”
And then there’s the one party that can’t be missed: the closing ceremony. Says Ferguson: “They basically throw us all in a stadium and say, ‘Just go for it, party hard, get drunk and do some groping.’ Which we did, with some Canadians.” Here’s what you don’t see on TV: all of the athletes who arrive inebriated and, throughout the ceremony, sneak back and forth between the infield and the stadium with drinks. Somewhere in the middle of this party, typically, is America’s women’s soccer team, whose tournament runs the duration of the Games. “This is our chance to let loose,” Chastain says. “Our hair is on fire, we’re leaving the next morning, and we’re going to enjoy our last 24 hours.” After the Beijing Games, the women went, well, Hollywood. Solo recounts the story: “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but we met a bunch of celebrities. Vince Vaughn partied with us. Steve Byrne, the comedian. And at some point we decided to take the party back to the village, so we started talking to the security guards, showed off our gold medals, got their attention and snuck our group through without credentials — which is absolutely unheard of.” And, she adds, “I may have snuck a celebrity back to my room without anybody knowing, and snuck him back out. But that’s my Olympic secret.” The best part, according to Solo? “When we were done partying, we got out of our nice dresses, got back into our stadium coats and, at 7 a.m. with no sleep, went on the Today show drunk. Needless to say, we looked like hell.”
And then it’s over — for most Olympians, anyway. For a few and the most committed, the games continue — all the way home. On a United Airlines flight from Sydney to Los Angeles in 2000, nearly 100 Olympians were among the passengers, causing the flight attendants to begin the flight with a warning: “Ladies and gentlemen, anybody who wishes to sleep, trade seats with someone in the front of the plane. Everybody else to the back with the Olympians.” After that, the story gets fuzzy.
“Everybody partnered up fairly rapidly, and when they’d bring a drink cart through, we’d send it back dry,” says Lakatos, who met a girl and “comfortably occupied row 50-something for roughly half an hour.” Greer ended up in the bathroom with a famous Olympian he will not name. “We’re going at it, and then — boing. I accidentally turn on the assistance light.” Happily for them, once Greer assured the flight attendant of their Olympic credentials, they were able to return to their business. “And we stayed in there a long time.”
It’s tales like these — of connections made and just as easily ditched — that have London-bound Olympians dreaming of the possibilities. “My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake,” Lochte says. “Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.” So is American runner LaShawn Merritt, the reigning Olympic gold medalist in the 400 meters. “An Olympics to remember has to have those stories,” Merritt says. “But I was too locked in in Beijing. This time, when I’m done leaving my legacy on the track,” he says, laughing, “I’ll make sure London remembers me.”
Taylor Phinney too is looking forward to a do-over in London for two reasons. In Beijing, he was an 18-year-old wunderkind American cyclist who night after night sat on his balcony, one floor below the gymnastics team terrace, and tossed Shawn Johnson prohibited Snickers bars. “She was a superstar,” Phinney says of the then-16-year-old, “and I was a lowly cyclist with a massive crush.” After Johnson won gold and moved to a hotel with her parents, Phinney moved his courtship to the lobby, where they closed some blinds and had a “kissing session.” But Phinney’s long trip to first base may have also derailed his medaling hopes. “This is going to sound stupid, but I almost forgot I had to race.”
After a Skype relationship forced by their globe-trotting careers, they are now on hiatus. But Phinney can’t wait for London, where Johnson, who retired in June, will be on hand to fulfill her sponsorship obligations. “I’ll try to hang out with her as much as I can,” he says before he doubles back, still clearly flummoxed. “And I’m going to try very hard to stay away from females.” In that case, he might want to stay away from the Olympic Village altogether.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Sean's TMI

I am a week behind on Sean's Just a Jeep Guy TMI http://justajeepguydc.blogspot.com/ so forgive the delay. Here are last week's answers.

1. Have you ever dropped trou to have sex and realized you made a mistake and bolted?
Absolutely and I’ve even bolted before unzipping. I once met this guy in Florida who clearly sent me a picture that was neither him nor probably anyone he knew. He looked and acted like Liberace. Twenty seconds flat and I was gone.

2. Have you ever used the wrong name while having sex or visa versa?
I have never called anyone by the wrong name but I freely admit to forgetting their name and just not using one. A couple of summers ago, I was fucking this philosophy prof Glenn. The guy would let me drill him for the longest sessions and it took me forever to get him to the place where I would make him cum while I drilled him. Anyway, I was going at him and he turned to me and said, “oh fuck Steve, fuck me harder.” Well, I did fuck him harder but then for an entirely different reason. The dumb ass.

3. Who is the one crush you jerked off to the most?

God I wish I had a pic of this guy to show you but I dropped more DNA on my stomach in college jerking off thinking about this guy who lived on my floor. He was an upperclassman and I was a freshman. I think I creamed every morning seeing him in the shower. He had thee really beefy thighs and longer hair. His girlfriend was really nice and a beautiful blonde and I would harden up just seeing them in the library. Sean interpreted this question as which personality/star have you jerked off to and that’s an easy one for me. My man, Matt Hughes.

4. Have you ever slept with a friends bf?
Never.

5. Have you ever enjoyed/suffered an injury while having sex?
Besides the typical knee burns and sore lower back from fucking? No. I once fell off a bed while rolling around with a guy and cut my forehead pretty good. It kind of turned him onJ

Bonus
Have you named any of your body parts? What names does/have your partners called them? 
Ha ha – no way man – you will NEVER know.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Drew and the the Club



Spent the week in the city at a meeting which, while kind of stressful and grueling,  allowed me to spend some alone time. My hotel was not far from the very exclusive New York Athletic Club -- this really well-known, very old, very conservative club in New York. Membership is not advertised, it isn't something to really apply for, so it isn't the type of place to walk in and ask for a day pass. Truthfully, not my kind of place. My friend Drew is a member


and so when I knew I was going to be in the city, I asked him if he could bring me in as a guest. Again -- not  something they typically do. Drew is a little taller than I am -- furry and yeah, we've fucked around over the years. The fucker wore a strap and made sure to show it off and his beefy ass literally as soon as I arrived.


He is a handsome guy -- very self-assured and pretty much exlusively fucking his wife these days. They started a family a few years back and we have remianed in touch but not as fuck buds.


That took a pretty positive turn this week. Let's just say I practically had a roomate the entire week. His wife and kids are at the beach for a few weeks so he had free reign to come and go as he pleased and man opn man, di we make up for lost time.


We pretty much ran the gamut of fun -- full on making out, sweaty man-on-man, massage, rimming his ample sweet ass and blow jobs every chance we got.  He has a nice fat cock and it was hard to take him all the way down -- but you know I was trying my hardest!


Two of my favorite times making him cream where throat humping him as I stood over him as he was lying on the bed. I jerked his fat cock with mine pumping his throat until I heard him moaning and shuddering and let him cream all over my face and chest. He also came with me deep inside him in a nice, slow fuck.

I only got to the NYAC once, but it was great to reconnect with Drew and have some great man on man fun.

Have a great weekend guys.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Olympics

Starting to catch the Olympic  fire


Ryan Lochte

Troy Dumais

Brady Elison

Peter Hudnut

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Reader


You know I am a sucker for a guy who I catch reading in public. Unlike the pic above, this guy had a nice beard, full chest and was reading the new John Irving book at the Starbucks on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. It being in the 90's the place was packed and he had an empty chair so of course I asked if I could sit and he accepted with this huge sheepish grin.

We chatted for awhile and it was funny how quickly things progressed but before I knew it, we were headed back to his place. Little did I know that his "place" was an amazing brownstone and his apartment was three floors of this grand old house.


It was so hot we literally just hung out naked and would occassionally touch each other, make out and talk. It was really nice and a great way to spend getting to know someone new. He had hundreds of books that lined his hallways and dining room. He took a couple of calls so I got a chance to peak at his collection.


He is a big mystery reader so he had a ton of those. At one point he walked up behind me and hugged me from behind. I pushed him down on his knees and he started to expertly suck my ripe nuts and and tongue my shaft. He didn't deepthroat me until I took my shaft in my hand and opened his mouth and literally shoved it in his mouth. I could see him rapidly stroking his cock and taking the spit from my shaft and rub his own dick.

We moved to his bedroom and I began to rim his furry butt. He has a well-worn antique quilt on the bed and it was soaked with sweat while I ate his ass and sucked his cock. I propped his hips up on my hands and pushed as deeply as I could. After a break, we started making out and I began fingering him and opening him up again.

 When i fucked him, I knelt over and ate his swampy tits and pits and he just kept rubbing my head and playing with my hair. God it was wet and sweet and pungent.

He had a smaller tub -- we both couldn't fit in it at the same time so he told me to get in first and he washed me from head to toe. His gentleness and the care he took in washing my hair and scrubbing my back made me hard again and he brought me off for the second time in the bath water.


People on the subway were complaining about the heat on my trip back to midtown and I just smiled and smelled the soap on my arm as I held on to the bar above my head. I could feel the sweat trickle down my back and it just made me smile to think how I had been sweating not a few hours before.