Go figure. I had responded to a CL ad awhile back and we could never get our timing right. Anyway, he emailed me yesterday and asked if I was free for some afternoon fun. I quickly looked back in my emails and found his pics. Very handsome younger guy, dark haired guy. Nice big chest and looked to be a taller guy. So I head to his apartment complex a few towns south of me. When he answered the door and ushered me in. The guy looked calm but eerily silent. I can talk to just about anyone and this guy was almost catatonic. Ok, been there. I was hoping he was the strong sent type and when he got naked, his real personality would emerge.
Not so much. We head to his bedroom and I'm immediately struck by the fact that his bedroom furniture looks like the stuff he grew up with. Literally little boy furniture. A desk that would have been impossible for him to sit at. And the room was covered with Villanova paraphernalia. I don't mean his diploma, but little felt pennants, stickers, Wildcat rugby beads, even plastic party cups.
The guy had to be 30 or 35.
I should have bailed.
We hop in bed and it felt like fucking with a totem pole. I gave it the old college try. The guy couldn't even look at me. Wtf?
I hopped off him, patted his thigh and asked him if he wanted to do this. He just looked at me.
Dressed and split.
What an annoying waste of time. Villanova sucks.
Not so much. We head to his bedroom and I'm immediately struck by the fact that his bedroom furniture looks like the stuff he grew up with. Literally little boy furniture. A desk that would have been impossible for him to sit at. And the room was covered with Villanova paraphernalia. I don't mean his diploma, but little felt pennants, stickers, Wildcat rugby beads, even plastic party cups.
The guy had to be 30 or 35.
I should have bailed.
We hop in bed and it felt like fucking with a totem pole. I gave it the old college try. The guy couldn't even look at me. Wtf?
I hopped off him, patted his thigh and asked him if he wanted to do this. He just looked at me.
Dressed and split.
What an annoying waste of time. Villanova sucks.
wow, the definition of awkward
ReplyDeleteTotally and annoying. Lie and learn
DeleteI mean live an learn!
DeleteDon't blame Villanova and deprive all the other deserving students and graduates of you. If it weren't for the sticks, they'd be no fruit to pick.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame all Nova grads, just the ones who don't know how to have sex:)
DeleteWonder if the guy was still in the closet? Regardless, I had more than my share of those experiences using CL which is probably why I stopped using it all together.
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with anonymous sex, but I do need to feel like someone is enjoying themselves and the more chemistry the better. Otherwise, its just easier to stay at home and take care of myself.
BosGuy
Couldn't agree more or just be honest and agree the chemistry isn't there. it was just so bizzare not to say anything. Oh well . . .
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