Saturday, December 22, 2012

I Need A Glove part 1

He reached behind me and his middle finger stroked my ass as I was grinding my dick on his and kissing his neck. The hair on his chest created this perfect line across his shoulder blade and I was tracing my tongue from side to side. My dick nestled into his dense dark pubes and found a groove of grinding and sliding that was extremely satisfying. I'm generally not a big frottage expert but this was nice. Perfect combination of my pressing into him and his resistance and then acceptance.

He rolled me over so that he was now straddling my stomach reaching behind, taking my cock in his hand and lifting just enough for my slick head to enter him. He lowered himself down on me and my hands instinctively cupped each of his ass cheeks and I held him in place and thrust my hips upward. His groaning increased in tempo and volume so I reached up and pulled him by his chest hair down to kiss him and muffle moaning.

Just thirty minutes before, I was taking a break from Christmas shopping at a local coffee shop and glad for the few minutes alone and with my book. A few minutes into my new Michael Perry book, I noticed this guy walk in and talk to the owner about putting a flyer up on the bulletin board littered with homemade ads begging for babysitting, SAT test prep and a poetry reading event at our local college. He was sensitive to pull something down that had expired and the owner quickly ripped a few outdated notices off to accommodate this guys new entry. He squatted down and I could see the tuft I dark hair on the top of his waistband. He stood up, grabbed his coffee and sat down at the table next to me.

Nice looking guy with a full black beard and hands you know worked with something hard to earn his living. He relaxed into a chest stretching reach and spread his legs to make room for his frame under a really rickety table. He gave me a smile and I nodded politely an returned to my book.

A few minutes passed and I looked up and he was staring at me. He said, "can't help noticing your flyers hat." I had one if those long hand knit flyers hats sitting in the table. I smiled and said "yeah it's about the closest ill get to a hockey season this year I guess."  So my furry new friend is a Bruins fan. Fucking Boston. We hated a few observations on the selfishness of the league officials, team owners, and the idiocy of putting hockey teams in Florida when Toronto could easily field six teams.

I noticed his hands grab his coffee cup and thought he could crush that paper in this bear claws. He caught me looking. It was if he could tell I was thinking about how his hands would feel on my nuts. I asked if he wanted to take a walk.

We walked through the door and I felt that hand on my back and then hold the door for me. As I passed him closely, I caught the whiff of coffee and something warm and masculine.

We began to walk in town and bullshitted  how some of the new construction looked  great and some of the real great restoration work happening on some of the older houses in town. It was then I discovered his job was home remodeling and specializing in old home restoration.

"So you want to come over to my place? It's right over there off Crane." He looked directly in my eyes and said, "I'd really like to hang out with you."

My dick was straining my jeans into a real uncomfortable nut crunch and I put my hand on his back this time and said, "lead on McDuff." The short walk took an enternity. Or three minutes in a pre-fuck haze. He opened the door of this awesome small old craft style house and as I stepped on these wide plank ancient floors, I was assaulted by two awesomely big dogs happy to see their master and greet their new visitor. I was laughing and playing with them and Karl asked if I minded walking the dogs and letting them get some air. He leashed them and handed me the leashes and asked if I would do this while he started a fire. Sure, let me just hobble on my three legs bud.

The dogs were as playful as I would soon discover, was their master. I walked back in the house a few minutes later to the smell of wood burning and was greeted by a big smile and his hand taking mine an leading me to the couch in front of the fire. I sat down and he knelt down and untied my boots, taking each foot in his bone crunching hands and rubbing my feet. My head rolled back and he could tell the impact of his touch on me.

God this was enjoyable. My dick was reaching further into his spit lubed and freshly rimmed ass. I slid into him and kept this pelvis thrusting pattern. After I muzzled his furry mouth with mine, he had leaned back up straight and was enjoying me pulling on his nipples and stroking his cock. This was a man who knew how to give and take pleasure and I was only too happy to join his fun.

I brought his face back down to me and told him I wanted to fuck him from behind and his smile as he dismounted me was as warm and inviting as his hot ass. I positioned him and couldn't help tasting his ass again. My tongue touched his hole and I could feel his muscles tremble and he asked me not to stop. I obliged.

When I entered him again I knew this is how I wanted to unload in him. I reached underneath him and stroked his nipples and his slick cockhead and I knew he wanted to cum. I quickly removed my hand and told him I was going to ride him harder and he welcomed my thrusts by lowering shoulder and pushing his ass back on me.

As I came, I was biting and tasting tr sweat on the back if his neck. It was fucking heaven. I held me beneath me for a few minutes kissin his back and waiting for my cock to be forced out of his tight hole. I rolled him on his back and his exhale betrayed his sheer happiness. I kissed him and moved my face down his chest and stomach. He seem surprised that I would not want to rest and enjoy my post-orgasmic state. As if if I don't care about his pleasure.

As I took his cock in my mouth and his hips spread open, I felt his hands take my head in gratitude and begin thrusting in my mouth. I was thinking that this poor guy gives better than he receives. The fools who have preceded me had no clue what they were missing.

His hands guided my head and I lost myself in his mash of dark pubes, his scent, my scent and the feeling of his amazing hands over rack of my ears. I could hear the ocean. And I could hear him inform me that if I didn't stop I would make him cum. And why shouldn't he cum?

He was deep in my throat, his gutteral shouting filling the room and my head gripped in his powerful hands when I felt the load escape him. I say that because he was so deep inside me that I actually didn't taste him until he withdrew a bit and I searched his piss slit. It was like I kept swallowing but nothing was there.

The look of tenderness and gratitude on his face was an amazing message between two men. We kissed and held each other for awhile.

I was fully dressed and smelling of his Ivory soap. He was cupping my ass and thanking me or spending an amazing afternoon together and I was returning the thanks. I raised his hand to my face and kissed the palm of his hand.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Want to Know


This guy is so smoking hot. He works out in my gym and has this kind of sullen expression -- really quiet and just in the gym to do his business and get out. So of course, I am totally intrigued and want to get to know the guy and find out his story. He has this compact, furry and inked body and his jeans, like the ones he is wearing show off his really thick furry thighs. Geez. As it turns out, I guess we like the same place for lunch too.

There have been so many guys that I have spied across the room, on trains, in gyms etc that I have scoped out and eventually met. I wonder why that is. I'd like to think it isn't just because I want to fuck with them, but of course that is a part of it.

You guys ever do that? spy a guy that you know you'll eventually get to know?

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Please Call Me


You have to love a guy who slips me a note while I am at a bar during a business dinner. Well, ok after the business dinner. Anyway, I am at the bar with three other guys and we are all having a good time when I catch the eye of a decent looking guy at the end of the bar. Now understand, we are at a really nice hotel in the city, not at all a pick up place or a local bar, but a place that pretty much caters to corporate credit cards and suits.

So we are goofing around and this guy sends me a drink. Totally fucking hilarious but kind of embarrassing in front of work people. So I politely nod, and raise my glass in his direction while my friends are abusing the shit out of me.

So of course, I send him a drink in return, I mean do you just ignore something like that? I think by now he was enjoying the fact that my friends were laughing at our expense.

So I hit the head and who walks in as I am exiting but Daddy Warbucks. I laugh and tell him it was awesome of him to send me the drink but I am with work folks so it really isn't cool to be pursuing this and I said I would see him around.

So the guy drops this note off to me as he is walking out with a big smile on his face. At this point my buddies are dying laughing.

So do I call him and correct his grammar?

Friday, December 14, 2012

Vocal Coach


I had him hoisted up on the window sill with his legs spread and wrapped around mine, my dick grinding on his and my tongue half-way down his throat. I could have done this for hours. Iloved the way his hair crept up over his sweater and shirt. I should have waited and prolonged the pleasure of just kissing him. But I didn't.

I quickly stripped him down and humped his throat while standing over him. Fingering his hole, I caould feel his hips thrust upward each time I pushed deeper down his wet mouth.

 I love how he let's me fuck his throat like it were a hot wet pussy or ass.


I returned the favor. I swallowed his load willingly. I kept his cock in my mouth and went back to rimming him after he came.


And then I coated this vocal coach's tonsils with my own cream. 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The War On Christmas - JAJG's TMI

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS - Just a Jeep Guy's (with the hot new profile pic) weekly TMI Poll
1. Which religion or faith do you belong to, if any?

I am a papist through and through. I know, I know, but I was raised a Catholic and love it for all of its strengths and weaknesses.

2. What is your opinion of seasonal greetings and salutations?


I see nothing wrong with people using religious references if that is what they believe.  Nor would I be offended if I received a Happy Hanukah card. To me it is simply an expression of peace and love. It’s all good.

3. Holiday music on the radio?
Love it. All of it. But December 26th, I don’t want to hear a single carol.

4. What is your policy for exchanging gifts?

I’ve never exchange a gift. If I get something I don’t like, I donate it (I do not re-gift it either)

5. Gift cards are...

Practical and if they are for coffee – necessaryJ

6. Christmas cards/family update letters are... 

Love the cards and howl over the letters. It’s all a part of the fun. I also have a lot of friends in the military where letters are customary.

7. Snow is...

Religious

8. Have you been a good little boy or girl?

A really bad boy. Really bad. As in not good and not even deserving of coal.
9. RAPID FIRE FAVORITES:



     1. Food – Ribbon Candy. I know I am the only one under 80 who likes it. I love it.
     2. Dessert Decorated (iced) cookies
     3. Song Little Drummer Boy
     4. Movie _ Christmas in Connecticut with Barbara Stanwyck

     5. Tradition Remembering Christmases of my past (privately). Reading the Clement C. Moore Twas the night Before Christmas on Christmas Eve.

BONUS
Christmas sex: What have you done under the mistletoe? Have you caught daddy kissing Santa Clause? Have you done it a santa suit? Did you come down the chimney? Just how merry have you made Santa's helpers?


  Ok, apparently, I am late to the whole holiday sex thing. I have never done any of these things. Never even been groped at a holiday party. God, that’s so lame.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Best Literary Quotes as Tattoos


From The Myth of Sisyphus, by Albert Camus


“To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.” The last line in “Ulysses” by Alfred, Lord Tennyson


Dumbledore said it best. From Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling



The last line of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Karenina


Saw the new Anna Karenina last night and enjoyed it very much. The cinematography is lush and captures the scenes as if the action was staged literally on a stage. A little confusing in the beginning but you get caught up in the pacing and apart from some motion sickness during the dance scenes, it balances the somewhat plodding nature of the story. I loved reading this book, but Tolstoy was not quick. Jude Law's Alexei was my favorite acting performance. He perfectly captures Alexei's inability to relate to his wife, son or the circumstances around him. His silences are perfect.


But I was captivated by the physical presence of the character, Konstantin Levin played by Domhnall Gleeson. His acting is wonderful, but his coppery goodness is mesmerizing.


Vronsky . . . not feeling it. Maybe it was the bad blonde dye job or the fact that he was prettier than handsome, I just didnt feel it. There is a nice ass shot of him, but even that is so so.

Keira Knightly was extremely good as Anna. if you are into costumes, jewelry and all of that (I am not) than you'll really appreciate how her beauty is accentuated by her costuming and the way she is photographed.

It is an enjoyable two hours.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

SOCIAL MEDIA - JAJG TMI

Humpy Sean at Just A Jeep Guys questions of the week . . .

Social Media is everywhere and linked to everything - blogs, FaceBook, Twitter, iTunes, Apps for: hooking up, shopping, banking, photo albums, music, and so much more. How plugged are you and how do you feel about it???

1. Mac or PC? I’m a Mac (home and iPhone) and a PC (work). Actually like both for different reasons. I am so used to using a PC that it is almost second nature to me.  The design and versatility of a Mac is hard to beat.
2. How plugged in are you and why? I would consider myself pretty well plugged in but in a pretty sort practical way. I am all about technology making my life easier and not chasing the newest app or standing in line for a new device. Most of the apps I use are useful in helping me navigate my world as opposed to providing entertainment.

3. What would do if you were completely unplugged for a month? I’d love it. I am far too dependent on my iPhone and chasing emails from work.  And ok, suggestive texts from friends. That I would miss. A lot.

4. Low Self esteem issues aside, if a pic of you turned up on a site like TapThatGuy, Hot or Not or People of Walmart, how would you react? Well, let’s see, it is highly unlikely I would ever appear on TapThatGuy and I’ve never been to the other sites mentioned, but if I were, I’d laugh it off.
5. FaceBook is....awesome. I love it. As much as I hate updating it, I do find it useful to keep people in the loop and to stay on top of things myself. I don’t like overly personal items – like a friend who recently announced that his wife miscarried on fb. That to me is like saying, “I have so many people I need to inform of this, I can’t possibly decide who to contact first.” I have to say that I am constantly amazed when someone remarks on what I post on facebook, yet they never leave a comment.

6. List at least 5 of the social Apps you are on:
Telenav – best alternative to a GPS system and has voice-activated directionsJ
RunKeeper – best overall fitness app out there

Instagram – I know, I know, but I like it.
LinkedIn – so I can pretend I really give a shit about business
Starbucks – I have a small caffeine addiction. Very small.
Fox Sports – Cause ESPN is annoying.


BONUS
What question did you think of that could have been asked? How often do you jerk off to Tumblr? Ummm, that would be a ton.